An Insider’s guide to getting the Halloween contact lenses Australia has been asking for
Halloween is all about one thing and one thing only - dressing up and having a ball. (Okay, that’s technically two things, but what are you? A mathematician?)
It’s now clear and almost official. Australia has seriously fallen in love with Halloween. It’s a huge thing right across the country and a big, fat Yes to any Halloween invitation. Now is the perfect time to get the best bloody Halloween contact lenses Australia.
Let’s get one thing straight – and it will be just ONE thing – you need to pull your finger out and get your costume happening. Not a day before or a week out from Halloween – ASAP! Forget the excuses and the whole ‘oh, I’m so super busy’ – Yeah, you’re super busy getting a super fantastic Halloween costume together.
Here’s a handy tip for you and it’s something to remember, like, forever and ever! There is no costume and we mean NO costume that can’t be improved with Halloween lenses. Don’t waste your golden chance to look freakin’ amazeballs when you’re going to all that effort.
It doesn’t matter what character, beast or creature you’re dressing up as, get yourself some great looking and top quality coloured contacts for the occasion and you won’t regret it.
Can you look too good?
There’s two correct answers to this question.
- No, you can never look too good for Halloween.
- Who the hell cares if you do?
One thing’s for double certain though, you better look like you’ve made an effort when it comes to Halloween or you might find yourself ghosted next time a fancy dress invite is going around.
If it only takes you 5 minutes to get a costume together for Halloween then guess what sunshine? You’re going to look like you only spent 5 minutes on it. You’ll look pox, pretty pathetic and like you should take a long paddle up Schitts Creek.
Halloween is going from strength to strength in Oz so don’t be a spoiled sport (no-one likes them) and do everyone a favour by putting some effort into something to wear.
Don’t forget a few golden rules muchachos and muchachinas!
The Rules to looking better than good for Halloween
There’s not a million and one rules to a fancy dress or Halloween costume – despite whatever that one friend of a friend says (there’s always one of them!).
- Think of three ideas and then weigh up which costume is going to SUIT you best.
This is where you need to be honest with yourself, not like when you make a New Year’s resolution that you know you won’t keep (What was that gym you were going to join?)
- Choose the best outfit idea and then ask a trusted friend – not a big softie either – someone who can tell you the hard truth about whether you can pull off that Wonder Woman or Harley Quinn outfit.
- Stick with your choice. Don’t go second guessing or you’ll be sure to look second rate. Remember to ask that same trusted friend for help if you need it. Too proud? Too much time wasted on that crapola.
- Make time to get your costume right and that means not being left to the last day. Be your own No.1 fan and make a plan Jan! You want to take your Halloween outfit for a test run a day or two before. You’ll feel waaaaay more comfortable on the night that way.
- Have fun! It’s Halloween, so don’t get dressed for stress. It’s party time not a job interview!
If you feel a bit self-conscious, don’t worry. There’s always going to be some zombie who dresses like a dick (or even as one – yes, we’re talking about you Craig). There will be a few great costumes, a few try-hards and a few duds. Just be happy with what you put together and remember your Halloween contact lenses Australia! You’ll look soooo much better with those in.
A couple of don’ts you shouldn’t do at Halloween
No-one likes to be given truckloads of advice – BUT – there’s a couple of things to avoid like someone with a clipboard on a street corner who just wants to ‘ask you one quick question’ even though you are clearly in a hurry.
Please, please, on the knees, don’t wear something Wrong for Halloween.
That’s those outfits that are supposed to be outrageously funny but are just out and out offensive.
A dead child! Seriously?
A terrorist? Shockingly stupid!
Any genital outfit – not just No Thanks - just No!
You can probably throw in the idiotic ones like a pregnant Nun and the like. Don’t pretend that you were just trying to ‘go out there’ when it is better you stay in and have a GHL in the mirror. Be careful though, you might eventually see a right royal wanker standing there.
Get yourself all set with a set of Halloween contact lenses
The best Halloween costumes always have a secret ingredient. That’s where the best Halloween contact lenses Australia has seen are dead set winners. They take your outfit up a notch or two without much effort and without a big spend.
Just remember to go for quality Halloween contacts and not some cheap and nasty version.
The best of the best are yours at MesmerEyez.
These are the quality Halloween contact lenses Australia! That’s British made, EU quality certified Halloween lenses. Scarily good and a great range to choose from like UV Glass White lenses or Bloody Red contacts – and more, all ready and waiting for you.
You can look awesome and it’s all much easier thanks to Mesmereyez.
Spookily sensational Halloween lenses - 24/7.