Here’s why Aussies are going nuts for the latest in coloured contact lenses
There’s no point getting all freaked out about what’s happening in the world. Get yourself a bit of buzz around what’s happening in the world of coloured contact lenses.
That might sound like you don’t give a shippy-dee-doo-dah about all the serious stuff but that’s wrong.
Just because you’re not lying there crying into a pillow doesn’t mean you don’t care. Maybe it’s time to have a look at how to lift your spirits (and your head while you’re at it).
That’s where the innocent and pure fun of coloured contact lenses can work wonders.
A crap day made better
Let’s take a hypothetical look at a day – say a Tuesday.
Oh and by the way, hypothetical basically means ‘imagine it like this’. It doesn’t mean super pathetic or anything like sarcastic – (geez Darren, you’re more like that Orange Prezi-mental Trump every day!)
Tuesday is never the best day of the week. Sorry to anyone named Tuesday and sorry to the parents who couldn’t think of something to call their baby and just looked at the calendar, FFS! For Fast Service!
It’s not the very start of the week and it’s not even Hump Day or anything on the happy slide towards the weekend. It’s just Tuesday and it should be called vacuum day because it’s annoying and it sucks.
Now let’s say you kick that day’s Arse…nal footballer and get some inspiration. Say hello to a new pair of coloured contact lenses. Wear these little beauties on that Tuesday and now it’s Enthuse Day because you’re feeling shiploads better.
Some of those silly questions about coloured contact lenses
Some people get easily confused and easily spooked. (Garry, a green light means Go and that noise you hear at night isn’t a ghost banging away – it’s probably those ‘early to bed’ neighbours of yours)
When it comes to coloured contact lenses, some people ask stuff like:
- Can I wear them even though I don’t need glasses?
- Do they make you go blind?
- Will they change the real colour of my eyes?
- Why do they cost so much?
- What happens if you swallow one?
Okay, there’s that old saying of ‘No such thing as a silly question’ – but that’s true until the question becomes just straight out stupid.
Let’s go in reverse order here – What happens if I swallow one?
No you don’t, but at least you’re following the next part with a little more attention. Just like you should when you READ THE FRIGGIN’ INSTRUCTIONS! Keep contact lenses away from your mouth Einstein and don’t lick them. Buy a proper solution and case for them. Get it? Got it? Good Lord!
Why do they cost so much?
They don’t. At least they shouldn’t.
You don’t need to buy cheap and nasty coloured contact lenses either. You can buy high quality and properly certified coloured contacts for a great price. Just choose a top brand and trusted supplier.
Will they change the real colour of my eyes?
No. Here’s a question for you – How could they? It’s not like they dissolve when they’re in. Geez Louise!
Do they make you go blind?
Enough! Stop reading crackpot articles about coloured contact lenses making people go blind, go crazy, go and join a satanic cult or whatever. There will be no problem if you buy proper lenses and you read the friggin’ instructions.
A proper answer to a proper question about coloured lenses
Can I wear them even though I don’t need glasses? A fair question from Australia and the answer is Yes! Or even Bloody Oath! You can buy non prescription coloured contact lenses Australia and you won’t need to visit a chemist.
Where do you get the top non prescription coloured contact lenses Australia would love to be wearing?
You’ve come to the right place at the right time.
A Bit of MesmerEyez Magic
You don’t need to waste time looking everywhere for the best coloured contact lenses. MesmerEyez has them all ready and waiting for you.
The range is dead set sensational. It’s gotta be the most exciting selection of Natural, Halloween and Cosplay coloured lenses around.
The best brands and EU quality certified contacts are all yours to pick and choose from.
The bonus is MesmerEyez deliver anywhere – Australia wide!
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